An email your supervisor would never send

From: Your Fucking Supervisor >
Sent: Friday, January 15, 2018
To: staff & 2 more
Bcc: HR,

I've noticed some of you have been printing Internet memes in color and using them as decoration in your cubicles. As per my last email, I've kindly asked you not to print in color as it affects the bottom line of this company. I repeat: Black and White only printing. 

From now on, please see me every time you want to print anything as you will not be able to print anything without my expressed approval. I'll tell you right now that I won't be approving any memes for print. 

If you want to print memes go to the library and pay for it yourself.

And just for your information, the FBI has already made it clear where they stand regarding Pepe Le Frog and I can tell you that I'm part of the Neighborhood Watch Program and if I see something, I'll say something.